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Joke of the Day
"Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop."
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"I had a masturbation addiction. I beat it."
"Why did Hitler always win at limbo? Because no one else could stoop any lower."
"its 2013 fellas, if youre saying anything other than ""punch out a grumpy"" to describe taking a crap youre a dinosaur"
"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."
"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."
"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."
"What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade? acidic juice"
"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."