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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"
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"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."
"The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver."
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"How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend? About a quart to pound her with cheese."
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