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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"

"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."

"I always eat at McDonald's when they do the Monopoly pieces. 1 in 4 wins obesity."

"At least the joke I just told you is longer then your dick. ... ""What joke?"" ... ""Exactly""."

"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"

"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who follows Judaism, and pizza is a food... I bet you expected a Holocaust joke. Jew thought wrong."

"Ebay products are like sex You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life"

"I dunno why people say hurtful things like... ""Wanna go for a run?"" or ""Try this kale."""

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."