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Joke of the Day
"a Black man and a Mexican man falls off a cliff, which one lands first? Who cares."
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"Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is."""
"""Study: Child dies in portable pool every 5 days"" SOMEBODY HELP THAT DAMN KID"
"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"
"No thanks Cupid. If I wanted butterflies and my heart skipping beats, I would do something less ridiculous like lose my phone."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies."
"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""
"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."
"Why did the depressed chicken cross the road? To get to the other side :("
"I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath."