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Joke of the Day

"No thanks Cupid. If I wanted butterflies and my heart skipping beats, I would do something less ridiculous like lose my phone."

"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"

"The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads."

"Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets."

"I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."

"I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok."

"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."

"Hearthstone's TGT Decks are live! Log In and Play!"

"Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels"

"Why did the bride's best friend become a Samurai... because she was made of honour."