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Joke of the Day

"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."

"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."

"Did you hear that Jada is pregnant by Alexis ? They plan to call the baby ""pinkitt"""

"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."

"I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA."

"If Monday had a face, I'd punch it."

"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? PENNAY!"

"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"My girlfriend walked in on me putting on a condom. She said, ""What are you doing?"" I said, ""Wrapping your Christmas present!"""