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Joke of the Day

"The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive... ...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write"

"Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is."

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"

"How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? None, ""she fell""."

"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."

"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""

"Son asked me what a cowlick is To which I replied, thats what you call giving oral to Adele."

"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."

"I used to own a shop which sold 'Closed' signs... It didn't do very well. I had them all up in the window, but no-one ever came in."