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Joke of the Day

"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."

"Mosses did not parted the Red Sea. Chuck Norris did. The Bible got confused because Mosses and Chuck Norris sound so much alike."

"I may be schizophrenic ... But at least I have each other."

"Did you hear about the man who had sex with a parrot? He got chirpes, and the bad news is...it's untweetable."

"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"

"My dog is disabled so I have to hold him up when he pees. Long story short, I'm getting really good at writing my name in the snow."

"*turns on shower* *gets undressed* *checks TL real quick* *floods the entire neighborhood*"

"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."

"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."