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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"
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"Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No."
"The last time I wore a red shirt, I went to Target and laid off 8 people in the morning team huddle."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up bitches."
"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."
"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"
"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up"
"What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...? Mowed 'em."
"My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be."
"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."