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Joke of the Day

"My life would be so much better if I could use a smokebomb to conceal my escape after being turned down by a girl."

"If God made everything... Is God Chinese?"

"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."

"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."

"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."

"I went to this zoo. All they had there was this one dog... It was a Shi-tzu"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being dark."

"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."

"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 Because I really like that one-to-one time."