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Joke of the Day

"My life would be so much better if I could use a smokebomb to conceal my escape after being turned down by a girl."

"My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts."

"What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck? Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper"

"I like to wipe my ass like I drive. Stopping only on red."

"A blonde was asked why her list skipped every other number... She replied I can't even"

"What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!"

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"