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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"

"A black and a Mexican are in a car.. Who's driving? The police"

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless."

"What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad."

"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"

"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""

"Why don't Superman's farts smell? Because krypton gas is odourless."

"Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING."

"When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam."