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"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The Wheelchair Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat, The wheelchair"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."
"My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon. The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better."
"POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird."
"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."
"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"
"A tearful Ray Romano raises the gun to his temple. 'not everybody' he whispers 'not everybody'"
"I guess it's time to lose some weight. I cut myself shaving and gravy came out..."
"Temperature in the office is set to Dante."