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Joke of the Day

"The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark."

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"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."
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"Procrastination Some times I procrastinate so badly on one item of home work that I do other homework to get out of doing that one item"
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"The problem with dieting is food."
"When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMFHcRSjR8"
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