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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't."

"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"

"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "

"The Church used to teach that all babies that die go to Limbo, but it was easy for them because they're so short."

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat, I'm calling bullshit."

"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."

"Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!"

"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."