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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."

"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""

"I hope you brought the divorce papers... Cuz your legs are about to be separated."

"Knock Knock Who said you could come in?"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because that's where the submarine was."

"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."

"Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand."

"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country."