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Joke of the Day
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."
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"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."
"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""
"Thought of this one as I was going to the basement. What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping? Ready, aim, make the FIRE!"
"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."
"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"
"Australians don't have sex... They mate"
"What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction."