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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit.... Then I thought you guys won't be able to bear it."

"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."

"I went to the Reddit tennis tournament. All the servers were busy."

"It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at."

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave"

"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"

"My phone autocorrected my name to shark and now I hate my parents for not calling me shark"

"One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said ""finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"""

"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"