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Joke of the Day

"Photographing Bigfoot is... no small feat."

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."

"Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs? Because it's full of bad yolks."

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"Don't care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you're male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut."

"Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and evades police Nut screws washer and bolts"

"My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out."

"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"