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Joke of the Day
"Photographing Bigfoot is... no small feat."
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"What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking."
"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."
"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"
"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."
"What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around."
"I'm still disappointed that Penguin and Random House merged to become Penguin Random House and not the more hilarious Random Penguin House."
"I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. ""I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."""