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Joke of the Day

"Don't care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you're male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut."

"Death is a part of life... Specifically the last part."

"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"

"I like camping but... it's so in tents"

"What is the worst part of a prostitute and the best part of a pie? The crust."

"What comes after 69 ? Mouthwash"

"I can do a great impersonation of a hipster. I'd show it to you but it's not mainstream, you probably wouldn't get it."

"Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'"

"Why is Harry Potter so popular? The story grows on you."

"Twitter, because I owe people on Facebook money."