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Joke of the Day
"Crazy man has sex with machine at laundromat and evades police Nut screws washer and bolts"
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"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"
"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."
"Why are dicks like quantum particles Measuring them changes the result"
"I just signed a deal with my liquor store that when I die I'll be stuffed in the Capt. Morgan pose and displayed inside their store."
"If you hold your pee.. Then your hands would get wet."
"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? An epileptic cornhusker shucks between fits."
"What did the dog say to the fireman? The roof is on fire."
"David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump = is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading"
"Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine."