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Joke of the Day

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."

"4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths."

"Did you hear about the local electrician? His rates are Shocking."

"Acid shoes I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"

"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""

"A joke my father told me..."

"What do you call a smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever"

"Shades by Gucci, shirt by Dolce&Gabbana, face by Douchebag."

"Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago? You bet jurassic would."