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Joke of the Day
"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""
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"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."
"John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:""Where am I?"" Nurse:""ICU"" Cena:""No you don't """
"What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean."
"For women, the worst part of a breakup is probably that incessant little voice whispering ""Do something stupid to your hair."""
"An Irishman is driving to the airport While driving, he sees a sign that says ""Airport left"". So he turns around and goes home"
"My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil."
"Mom, i'm going out -You are not going out with that mini skirt. -But why? -Because they can see your balls, David."
"What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say? Nailed it"