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Joke of the Day
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"I think I've finally crossed the line. ~~Line.~~"
"What's a control freaks favorite macro? Control+U"
"What's the difference between clever and stupid ? you can't wank yourself clever."
"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."
"So... what do you call a sexual tree? A pork-u-pine My brain is dumb"
"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""
"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"
"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."