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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion? There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening."

"Nice job, whoever chose the word ""monosyllabic"" for that."

"bill cosby's full name is ""bill sinby over tanby"""

"How do you know a vocalist is at your door? She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in."

"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""

"I'm a completely chill dude. But you try to cook my baby son in the pizza oven you built in your backyard... we're gonna have problems."

"It's ok to believe in life after love. Cher if you agree."

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."

"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."