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Joke of the Day

"Don't argui with r/jokes... There's too many ri-postes."

"Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer. I have no Words."

"Why did the Pollock cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken."

"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"

"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"

"Mr. Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!"

"What do you call a lot of cactus? A cac-ton"

"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."

"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."

"Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 ""males"" a day."