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Joke of the Day
"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"
Next Joke
"Dear iPhone, I have typed ""haha"" like a million times, but yet you continually give me ""haga"", ""hsha"", ""gaga"", ""hahss"", ""hahs"" I hate you"
"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
"I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying ""I gave you one yesterday."""
"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."
"I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving."
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"
"Vacuuming My vacuum cleaner sucks!"
"Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"I just saw this advert and the lady said allergies cause you to avoid the things you love. That explains why I never get laid."