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Joke of the Day

"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."

"What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!"

"hey magic 8 ball, why cant humans fly ""thats not a yes or no question"" then how did you just say that ""Yes"" no come on ju- ""Ask Again Later"""

"[australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird"

"What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!"

"What does a rich guy from Israel wear? Jewelry."

"Screw the nice list, I've got you on my ""nice and naughty list!"

"Chicks can only stay at their boyfriend's place for about 3 days, then they finally need to go home and use the toilet."

"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"

"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."