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Joke of the Day
"I hate father in laws So I only date black girls"
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"A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake"
"My friend Carlos got his car stolen We call him Los now"
"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""
"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""
"How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!"
"A man walks into a bar.. ""Ow, my head"" he says."
"Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!"
"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"
"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot."