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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of the Sun? The Guardian."
Next Joke
"me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends"
"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."
"mum is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it. shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth"
"What was Mussolini's favourite dessert? Tyranisu"
"Whats the difference between a Pope and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he is around 12."
"The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. ""Ahhhhh!"" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all"
"What do you call black people in the military? Geurrilla warfare"
"tegrof reven 11/9"
"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."