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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the old man wear old man reading glasses? They were too on-the-nose."
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"What does an Alabama prostitute give her family? A discount!"
"Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it. They were crushed."
"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"
"""No, everything's fine"" must've been a great phrase to say before women got hold of it."
"Hedgehogs: why can't they just share the hedge?"
"Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it."
"No Smoking Salesgirl : Sir no smoking in the shop. Man : But i purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl : Sir we sell Condoms too, but it doesn't mean u start Fucking us ."
"Doctor, the suppositories you prescribed for me are horribly bitter! -- Have you been ... eating them? -- No, I've been shoving them up my ass!"
"If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it's considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it's called ""cheating."""