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"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"
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"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"
"If you ever feel like you are worthless, just remember... You were once the fastest sperm."
"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
"Army guy: sniper in the clock tower, 6 o'clock Me [seeing the time on the clock tower says 5 o'clock]: I'm just gonna nap for an hour then"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea"
"I learned two things in prison. Don't sweat the petty, and don't pet the sweaty!"
"Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it?"