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Joke of the Day
"I've never met a full on jew They were all just sort of jew-ish"
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"I ordered popcorn before watching The Revenant. The concession worker asked if I wanted butter. ""Does a bear shit in leo's mouth?"""
"How do chemists get high? they drop acid of course"
"Look girl, all I'm saying is , if I have to choose between you and chocolate milk Be prepared to cry"
"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."
"Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop."
"What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door? A tard time"
"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."
"Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls."
"Did you hear about the recent kidnapping? It's okay, she woke up."