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Joke of the Day

"What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door? A tard time"

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"Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom."
"How does a woman pick up Donald Trump? With a pooper-scooper."
"Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele? About fifty pounds"
"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"
"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."
"Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip? I think everyone in this bank just saw my face."
"What do you call a super cool assassin? A badassassin."
"New York Sports"
"Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler.. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day"