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Joke of the Day

"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"

"My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour"

"My Doctor Told Me I'd Have To Stop Masturbating . . . I'm like, ""What? I thought it was OK!"" He goes, ""Yeah, sure, but I'm trying to examine you!"""

"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."

"I'm like a mouse. If u give a mouse a cookie hes gonna want some milk. If u gimme a beer im gonna want some nachos. Plus we both like cheese"

"What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit? edit: nevermind..."

"That if you love them set them free thing, what if they all come back at once"

"Donald Trump has a new plan for solving the conflict of interest of him owning his business empire and being President He's going to put America into a blind trust."

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."