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Joke of the Day

"I ordered popcorn before watching The Revenant. The concession worker asked if I wanted butter. ""Does a bear shit in leo's mouth?"""

"What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common? They have lots of children."

"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."

"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"

"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"

"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."

"What did the impatient cow say at the stampede? MOOOOOOVE !"

"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"

"I think my cat is a communist. He keeps saying ""Mao"""

"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."