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Joke of the Day
"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
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"Friend: If Nicki Minaj, Ke$ha, Nickelback, and Creed all died in a plane crash who would you miss the most? Me.. F... M.. F.. Me: the pilot"
"America's oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald."
"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"
"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."
"To catch chlamydia, you have to think like chlamydia."
"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD. And I'm like, YO."
"If you ever have to say ""just kidding,"" you're probably not very good at kidding and you should stop kidding"
"Are you cold? (Yes) Then go sit in a corner, cause it's 90 degrees."