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Joke of the Day
"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"
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"If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine."
"if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence"
"Jack is a big part of all of us. He's the best friend we've never had. We spend most of our time doing Jack shit, drinking Jack and Jacking off. Thanks for the memories."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."
"[sitting on park bench] homeless guy: I'm so alone me: okay wow I'm right here"
"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."
"Timing. Why don't Norwegians tell good jokes?"
"What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan."