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Joke of the Day
"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"
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"How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing."
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"What's the difference between your wife and your job? Your job sucks"
"Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*"
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"people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks"
"So does anybody have any M. Brown jokes, or would we be taking shots at him too soon?"
"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."
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