20159

Joke of the Day

"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"

"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."

"Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit."

"Man, my 84-year-old neighbor must REALLY like working on his car. He's been under there changing the oil for 3 days."

"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."

"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."

"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"

"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"

"So my sister attempted to commit suicide the other day and it made me so angry. I couldn't believe one of my own family members would fail at something like that."