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Joke of the Day
"I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."
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"DONT SIT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR EXAMINING YOUR FLAWS. QUIT IT. THEY ARENT REALLY THERE. ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. BE CONFIDENT IN WHO YOU ARE!!!"
"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"
"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."
"I think I'm going to start taking helium People are speaking very highly of it."
"How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb was already changed a month ago the last time this was reposted"
"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"
"My new girlfriend has one leg shorter than the other... Her name is Ilene Wright."
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