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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."
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"It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike."
"Kid: Just bought a chicken, a bar, a door with no doorbell and a doctors surgery Man: Where did you buy all that junk? Kid: At the Joke shop."
"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"
"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."
"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"
"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""
"How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark."
"How do you organise a bukkake? You don't, everyone just comes."
"Experts determine Super Bowl blackout was an electrical issue, also determine grass has a green issue."