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Joke of the Day

"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"

"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"

"What did one Viking war paint say to the other? Poly, you're a Thane."

"One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato."

"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an ass? Donald Trump's tie."

"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"

"Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina"

"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""

"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."

"""IM GOING INTO LABOR"" -Mexican guy excited to start his first day of work."