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Joke of the Day

"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""

"What's the difference between ""choice"" and ""choose?"" ""Choice"" is your ability to make decisions, ""choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"I went to the dentist. I sat down in the chair and he said, ""Open up for me..."" ""OK,"" I said, ""my parents don't love me very much."""

"How did the Jewish mother offer to help her son meet a nice Jewish girl? She offered to pay for half of his J-date membership."

"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"

"Me: A watched pot never boils. Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot."

"What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft"

"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."

"What is a horse's favourite wine? Equine."

"I know a guy who owns an electrics and wiring company. He swears by employing only Germans and sending about a dozen of them to each contract.... He reckons that many Hans make lights work."