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Joke of the Day
"So a deaf girl hit on me today... It was a sign"
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"What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club."
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"What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking ""Why"" over and over? ""Because I saw so."""
"Why was the boat disobedient? Nobody gave it a stern talking to."
"First they came for the Fight Club members, but I said nothing, because...you know...rules."
"If I got a dollar everytime someone called me a racist Black people would rob me"
"Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks."
"To all the people who doubted me growing up: looks like you're gonna be right on this one. Well played."
"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"