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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club."
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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"
"I asked a Jewish person what they do in their spare time Apparently Hebrews."
"Some days I'm more on than off, but most days I'm just a moron."
"The ISIS have recruited a new rapper... They're calling him the real Islam shady!"
"I hate double standards. If a woman has sex with loads of men she's a slut. but when i do it that makes me gay?"
"2 humorist were fixing a bomb in a car humorist 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. humorist 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more."
"A Freudian slip? That's where you think one thing but fuck your mother."
"Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -Do you know the difference between curtain and toilet paper? -No... -GUYS, HE DID IT!"
"Masturbation"