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Joke of the Day
"Why was the boat disobedient? Nobody gave it a stern talking to."
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"I once swore in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels."
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"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard"
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