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Joke of the Day
"My new book I wrote on Poltergeists is flying off the shelves."
Next Joke
"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."
"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."
"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."
"how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy? Cracker wanna poly?"
"How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !"
"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."
"in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe"
"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left?"" She's secretly a NASCAR fan."
"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."