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Joke of the Day

"how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy? Cracker wanna poly?"

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"I don't hate bread I loaf it "

"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""

"How come Miss Piggy couldn't talk? She had a frog in her throat."

"Whats the Diffrence Between Hitler and Usain Bolt? One can acctualy finish a race"

"I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with."

"Ryan had to go potty real bad, but the door to the potty was Lochte."

"What does Getting Stoned and GETTING Stoned have in common? both fuck you up..."

"Thank god pets can't talk, they know so much"