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Joke of the Day
"in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe"
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"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"
"What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !"
"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."
"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"
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"The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person."
"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
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"I renamed my iPod to Titanic... it's syncing now!"