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Joke of the Day
"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."
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"A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space."
"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"
"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."
"Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star"
"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."
"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"
"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body Then my mother gave birth"
"The ancient Egyptians loved cat videos."
"I broke a lightbulb, smashed artwork, splattered milk from cereal bowls across kitchen walls and knocked over candles. Fly is dead."