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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the soldier with 8 limbs? He was army"

"/r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours."

"What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? A bronto-sore-ass"

"Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid."

"If your Polly wants a cracker, he's a white supremacist"

"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"

"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""

"is that a banana in your pocket or oh cool yeah good source of potassium."

"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."

"What do you call a prostitute's vagina? A whorifice."