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Joke of the Day
"is that a banana in your pocket or oh cool yeah good source of potassium."
Next Joke
"What is love? Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And me, I call it you."
"""I'm not really a big dog person."" - lying werewolf"
"Super Irritating What kind of dogs use internet The ones we call dog-e"
"The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do."
"I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them."
"presidents day is just a holiday created by ""Big President"" to get us to buy more presidents"
"Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness."
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"
"Tell her you already got her gift, & ask her to try & guess. Then go buy something she guessed. Shopping made easy."